Tuesday, November 30, 2021

PROCLIVITIES!

A few years ago it became apparent that people in the Bible Belt and Pakistan were perverts who used the internet to indulge their praedilection for naughty business more than anything else. They had extremely similar search proclivities. And far be it from me to stifle proclivities! Two posts here cater to exactly that, and have been read more than anything else I have written by an overwhelmingly huge margin.

A post about feminine undergarments:
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRENCH CUT AND HIGH CUT
There are no pictures, nothing salacious. Just data.
It's not even remotely exciting.

And an essay clarifying a Cantonese term flung at drunken Australians in Lan Kwai Fong:
HAM SAP LO - THE CANTONESE PERVERT
It, too, is without illustrations. I do not know how to draw an intoxicated Aussie.
Probably exactly like a drunken Pakistani, but with Ugg boots.
And a crocodile in the background.


The audience that finds those two essays is probably more male than female, and possibly rather like Beavis and Butthead. Not really my kind of people. Never-the-less, those posts dwarf everything else I've done.


The next two extraordinarily popular posts are quite different.
They reflect an altogether more likable crowd.
People I'd get along with.

An essay about Chinese New Year traditions:
CHINESE NEW YEAR - LUCKY WISHES, LUCKY FOODS
Sorry. No illustrations. I wasn't using the paint program yet.

And a vocabulary list for the food obsessed:
DIM SUM: KINDS, NAMES, PRONUNCIATION, DESCRIPTION
Not all of these items can be found locally, and if you are in Pakistan or in the Deep South you may be entirely out of luck. In which case obsessing about panties may be your only bet, and you might, in fact, be a ham sap lo, because there is nothing else there.
You have "proclivities", bless your heart.


The internet exists for three things: pornography, kitten pictures, conspiracy theories, and food.




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