RABBIT RABBIT MAY 2026

Rabbit rabbit. For good luck. Why mentioning leporids is propitious on the first day of each month in the morning is quite beyond me, but far be it from me to contest a cherished ritual among very Waspy types. Especially as it's harmless. Which is unique for their cherished rituals. Or at least rather unusual and uncommon. We've got to encourage that.

Rabbit rabbit.

Four of my Facebook friends do the same. An Anglo, a Bengali, a Chinese person, and sometimes a Jewish Person. So like a beneficial disease it's spreading.

My apartment mate, a Cantonese American, is not quite sure if we're sane.
She's always had severe doubts about Wasp Americans.
Which is understandable.


I also have severe doubts about Wasp Americans. Y'all elected Trump.
That indicates a streak of insanity ten miles wide.
Have you considered straight jackets?

As a personal fashion statement?

One size fits all, and they're adjustable, so even those extra large people can wear them. Beer swilling jutzes, barbecue snarfing plus sized hick-bubbas, and every overweight diabetic dingo down in Dixie. Darn well everyone in the MAGA demographic.

Even bankers, marketing types, and billionaires.
Imagine cabinet members wearing them.
Every Republican you know.
Styling, dudes!
Zesty.


Rabbit rabbit.



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