Monday, November 08, 2021

EEP, IT'S TEXAS!

Ted Cruz wants Texas to secede from the Union. I think we're all okay with that, right? They're not exactly known for their role in civilized society, and their football teams suck. Every single one of them. Plus we don't need Ted Cruz, or that idiot Louis Gomert.

The next time their power goes out in winter, let them freeze.

Just be prepared to invade them if they try any hostile manoeuvres, and napalm the place.


I'm sure we can induce Pipe Stud to leave before then. He might love Texas, but he's not crazy, unlike the rest of them. Despite sabotaging a competition once with Royal Yacht Mixture. Both Prince Bernard and Georges Simenon were fond of the stuff, and unlike Texas "cuisine", it is tolerable, and doesn't make most people vomit.




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1 comment:

I'M STUMBLING IN THE DARK said...

According to Michael Brian Protzman (a member of Qanon), Dallas is the promised land. Also, John F. Kennedy Jr is the Archangel Michael, and Trump the Holy Spirit.

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