Sunday, November 14, 2021


Michael Flynn has interesting ideas. One religion? As a descendant of Dutch Calvinists, please try to imagine how extremely precise, narrow, and exclusionary, the correct split-off of the correct sect in the correct branch of the correct interpretation within the correct doctrinal tradition would have to be to prevent people like me from ever having to associate with the people whom I would not gladly tolerate. But on the plus side, y'all would have to learn Dutch. Because the Bible is in Dutch. As is the Psalter of Marnix van St. Aldegonde (Petrus Datheen's Psalter is wrong, of course, and both the first and second Statenberijming are from the fiery pit). And don't get me started on Ledeboerians, particularly adherents of van Raalte. I am verkrampt, please DON'T talk among yourselves (that way lies madness and heresy).

BTW: Good luck, Facebook political correctness commissars, in trying to figure out whether the statement above is offensive and if so which group(s) might be triggered. Martians?

We support the right of Loretta (Stan) to bear children even if he can't actually have babies, what with not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans; it's symbolic of struggle. We differ of opinion on which struggle it symbolizes, however.

There are probably four (maximum five) of us worldwide. We call ourselves 'The One True Church'. Everyone else is a heretic, and we shall look down our long snooty noses at them.

Baptists and Pentecostalists must be burned.

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1 comment:

The back of the hill said...

And, regarding that one religion thing, please read this post: Republican percentages.

Take it to heart.
Prepare the kindling.

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