Thursday, March 31, 2022

NONE OF THAT EXISTENTIAL CRAP

Recent research showed that people who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths. Which is strange. The rational mind would have assumed that people who add low fat milk and various syrups and sprinkles were. Certainly what little exposure I've had to early morning 'bucks would bear that out.

Now, people who drink one cup of coffee before their morning constitutional and one cup after, and then maintain cruising altitude throughout the day with multiple cups of tea, are infinitely more likely to be sane and balanced.
Milk tea drinkers especially.


No research needed.


No, this isn't a self-serving conclusion, but simply logic.
Common sense, really. It stands to reason.
Just look at the British.
A VERY SANE INDIVIDUAL

The fellow shown above will not have suffered any childhood traumas outside the norm, and probably doesn't have psychological issues. He is also significantly less likely to have tattoos that proudly advertise his concerns, fetishes, hobbies, unique personal belief system, new age crap, or any deep-seated meaningful shiznit he can't explain in rational terms.

Probably because of the feathers, secondly because he's British.

And very probably a tea drinker.

A pragmatic sort.



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