Tuesday, March 15, 2022

ANGLO CULTURAL THINGS

Now that Black History Month is over -- which was celebrated by a lot of frat boys going to bars and getting puking drunk -- it's Saint Patrick's Day Month / Irish Cultural Celebration Month. Which is traditionally also celebrated by a lot of frat boys going to bars and getting puking drunk. Tax month after that. Puking drunk too, but with despair.

There is no month that isn't observed by drunk puking.

For frat boy people, it's a festive event.


A very white 'thing'.


As a white person, I feel immense guilt over not getting puking drunk for so long. Almost as if I'm neglecting a fundamental part of my heritage. Although it is mostly Anglo Saxons and Celts that engage in that (I'm of mostly Dutch heritage; we seldom get quite so blotto).
After Tax Celebration Month, frat boys will be observing the liberation of Europe on May fifth by Mexico, by once more going to bars and getting puking drunk. On tequila, this time. Plus sometimes spontaneously performing the Danse du Chapeau Mexicain (aka 'Guadalajara Syrup song'). They will also eat lots of avocados, cheesy snax, and little cakes.
In memory of the Alamo.


Frat boys are such a happy people.
And they've got rythm!



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