Friday, March 11, 2022

BLAME THE DUTCH!

In a recent interview, part of which was on twitter and mentioned elsewhere, the formerly most important loser and windbag-in-chief obstinately blamed the Ukraine war on Dutch people, Don Quixote, and technology invented overe five or six centuries ago.
Reminder: you people voted for him. He's senile.
You Republicans are morons.


"It would've never happened, and we did talk about it; he definitely wanted Ukraine, loved Ukraine, would never have happened. --- Well, and, and, I said this a long time ago, if this happens, we are playing, uh, right into their hands. Green energy. The windmills don’t work. They’re too expensive, they kill all the birds, they ruin your landscapes, and yet the environ-
 mentalists love the windmills. And I’ve been preaching this for years. The windmills, and I had them way down, but the windmills are the most expensive energy you can have. And they don’t work. And by the way they last a period of ten years, and by the time they start rusting and rotting all over the place, nobody ever takes them down, they just go on to the next piece of prairie or land, and destroy that. It's incredible ... "


Got that? It's windmills. Windmills, windmills, windmills!
Darn it, Jan, he done found us out! Our dastardly plan to kill Ammmurrrikan prairie fowl will come to naught, now that the smartest man in the Republican Party has seen through it.
Putin can go home now, we now know why he invaded the Ukraine.
We Dutch and our windmills caused all this.


I guess we'll have to come up with a different plan.




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