Apparently I am also a schmuck. And an incel.
And I do not have children.
I am gross.
Question: Are New Yorkers oversensitive easily triggered thin-skinned mentally unstable entitled dicks?
That's meant rhetorically.
They are. All of that.
Also, critical reading may not be their strong suit. That kind of goes for everyone from that entire part of the country. And furthermore, their pizza is over-rated.
Imagine a city filled with George and Elaine.
The following items are incredibly nasty:
Manhattan clam chowder. It's glue made with tomatoes. A bad excuse for cioppino.
New York-style cheesecake. Over rated sugar and dairy spackle.
New York-style bagel. Over-hyped, over-rated, dough turd.
New York-style pastrami. Not something you should do with meat.
Corned beef. A cow, very badly pickled. See above.
Baked pretzels. People actually eat this?
NEW YORK PIZZA
Cockroaches everywhere, rats the size of a loaf of bread in restaurants and on the street, sleet, rain, Woody Allen, drug addicts and neurotics, rabid taxi drivers, and Newman. Honestly!
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And I'm also a miserable human being. From a New Yorker, that's high praise.
Turns out I'm also a dirt bag.
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