Dallas real estate broker Jenna Ryan is looking forward to losing weight in prison. For middle class white women, jail is different; like Betty Ford with bars. No drinking, no beer in the fridge, but working out, detoxing, and "making the best of a horrible, horrible situation".
She'll likely discover that things are not quite as she imagines them.
It may end up being a horrible, horrible surprise.
My piles bleed for her.
For one thing, there are non-white non-middle class women there who will wipe the floor with her, or decide to shank her in the shower. Admittedly it's only two months, but that pretty face could look different when she gets out. Rather like Meg Griffin.
We live in a post-sensitive world.
"Definitely not going to jail. Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I'm not going to jail. Sorry to rain on your hater parade. I did nothing wrong."
We should rent out her room while she's gone.
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