Monday, August 23, 2021

BURGERS AND FRIES HAPPY PLACE

Starting four days ago, San Francisco requires customers of indoor dining, drinking, or exercise places, to present documentary evidence that they have been fully vaccinated against covid, in order to protect children, the elderly, and the immuno-compromised. For those of us who are not insane Christian Trumpites, or Libertarians, this presents no problem.

For the benefit of people who might be somewhat English limited, that's a 疫苗接種紀錄卡 ('yik-miu jip-jung gei-luk kaa'; vaccination record card), 疫苗接種卡 ('yik-miu jip-jung kaa'; vaccination card), 記錄針卡 ('gei-luk jam kaa'; record of shots card).


疫苗接種紀錄卡、疫苗接種卡、記錄針卡


The great thing about this is that it will keep tourists and ignorant savages out of the places where I am likely to go. If you are a tourist or ignorant savage (or perhaps from Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, or Wyoming) kindly don't breathe indoors here. And feel free not to eat, drink, or exercise either.


There is an area designated for your use, it's tailormade for y'all: Fisherman's Wharf.
We don't go there. You'll probably feel right at home.
They've got burgers and fries.



Better yet, go to Florida! We encourage tourists, ignorant savages, and people from Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, or Wyoming, to visit Florida.
They've got Disney World down there.
Plus burgers and fries.
Happy!



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