THE PITUITARY GLAND EXTRACT IS KICKING IN

He had planned to get in some golf, perhaps a bite of haggis, and incidentally dump the body of his treacherous son-in-law in a nearby bog. MacTollund man, as it were. Because the Scots really need a tanned corpse. But sadly, it was not to be. To the great joy of very many people in Scotland his passport was yanked by the FBI when they raided that vulgar dump in Florida. Several people in Ireland are also happy; they too have golf courses.

It's the fault of Hunter Biden's laptop.
As well as Space Aliens.


Fifteen boxes stuffed with My Pillow™.
And what remained of Jimmy Hoffa.

Thing is, he doesn't want to be stuck in Florida when the iguanas start falling from trees again. He'd rather be in jail. Once one of them stuck to his head and it was several days before anyone realized that it wasn't his hairpiece.



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