FLORIDA

A semi-friend laments that he hasn't seen his family in Florida since the pandemic began. Two acquaintances are overjoyed that they are finally moving to Florida. And I haven't heard from a friend in Florida in many years, not since he described driving over vast numbers of young frogs on the highway. Because the plague of frogs is year-round where he lives.

I have never been to Florida. Don't wanna go.
It's kind of like Idaho, West Virginia, and Wyoming, rolled into one. But with cheap cigars and a rocket ship launching pad.

Courtesy of 'Maps'

Oh, and a murderous psychopath for governor.
It's much like Texas in that regard.





I don't have much good to say about the place.





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