Saturday, January 08, 2022

TAKE A LOT, PREVENTATIVELY

Opinion: In an abundance of caution, the Republican Party should make hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin freely available to all of its members. Because studies have shown that they are peculiarly subject to Malaria and intestinal parasites -- like in the movie 'Alien' -- and must be purged.

Also, viagra. The Republicans believe that viagra alleviates covid. So, if you see someone with a painful and dangerous erection in your emergency room, get the hell out of the way. It's an infected rightwinger.

Might take a bonesaw to get him into his coffin.



The idea of many thousands of yutzes in the Christian heartland taking massive doses of viagra at the first sign of a cold is both entertaining and disturbing.



That, and the essential oils.



This essay does NOT have an illustration.
The ommission is deliberate.




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