Wednesday, January 12, 2022


Another day, and another slew of batshit craziness from the dank elements. That being primarily residents of the shithole states ( Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming), and Fox News.
Medications for Republicans: Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, zinc supplements, urine therapy, prozac, spironolactone, fitness milkshakes, and a lightbulb on a wire inserted anally or orally. LED is good. And if you're a rightwing activist, be aware that the black helicopters will attack you with anthrax spores, and send UN troops to get you.

Ermahgerd, FEMA camps!

The election wasn't stolen, by the way. Y'all left it out on the kitchen counter where the rats could get at it: Christians, patriots, snake oil salesmen, and television preachers.

The only criminals in Congress are all Republicans.

Just shut up and eat your 'hamberders'.

You stable geniuses.

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