Friday, April 17, 2020

EXELSIOR!

Yesterday the Trump administration unveiled it's blueprint for the lifting of shelter in place orders, social and business restrictions, and speedy return to normalcy. A praise-worthy endeavor! Having carefully examined the facts, this blogger has a short list of states that should re-open for business first.

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, Michigagan, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.

And it should be obvious why these states should go ahead. Most especially Alaska, Florida, and Texas. Like everyone else, I look forward to reading about their stellar successes, and encourage them to seize the bridle in mouth, grab the crimson banner, and boldly march forward.


Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, Michichigan, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.


As a presidential candidate once said, "As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

God speed, boys. We're all cheering for you.


Parades and pizza in your honour.



==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================

No comments:

Search This Blog

PLEASE USE YOUR IMAGINATION

This post should have an appropriate food picture for an illustration, but doesn't. Please use your imagination. Having a bite to eat ma...