SPONGMONKEY BREAKFAST!

To my great distress I have discovered that there are NO locations of Quiznos nearby. Sometimes a man just wants a submarine sandwich, that's toasted, and bafflingly NOT endorsed by Jon Lovitz.
Of course, he also doesn't endorse Chipotle, but that's not a sub, and there are serious questions that must be answered before dining at that particular chain. Like whether or not my health insurance covers it.
And how many artistic piercings the college graduate putting together my pretentious tortilla loaf actually has.
And do the punctures itch?
Nature goth.


There used to be three Quiznos in the Financial District.

Good food. It was crunchy and delicious.

Now there are none at all.

Dang.


THEY'VE GOT A PEPPER BAR!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M.]


IT'S VERY FANTASTICO!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHsHVyumoE.]


BIG JOY IS IN OUR HEARTS!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QxL2JLP9aw.]


Seriously, Jon Lovitz, please dump that bunch of losers with their "eat fresh and have a teenage bum" nonsense, and come on over to the other side.
Don't even think of endorsing that yuppie burrito joint either.


You and Jessica need to eat toasty!


Unfortunately the Mexican place around the corner isn't open at this hour.
I could also go for a carnitas burrito with extra cheese and big golloping globs of salsa de chiles de árbol secos tostados all over it.
And oozing down the side.


A glazed donut just doesn't cut it.
Even with melted cheese.
Wasp breakfast.




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