POKEMON GO BUMP
To the best of my knowledge, this is not a problem for pocket monsters.
But it is common in sluggish young couch-Americans.
Symptom: no appetite for pizza.
Thank providence for Pokemon-Go. It's a potential life saver. Finally these noble, enormous, and largely sedentary walrus-like creatures, have to move around and stop texting or posting selfies!
Most of them realize that crossing freeways to capture pocket monsters is a bit risky, but several don't. The highway patrol is warning drivers about random behemoths on the roadway.
This has been a public service announcement.
Exercise is good for you.
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