Monday, July 18, 2016

POKEMON GO BUMP

Random internet nugget: "Gastrointestinal stasis (GI stasis) is a serious and potentially fatal condition that occurs when gut motility is severely reduced and possibly completely stopped. When untreated or improperly treated, GI stasis can be fatal in as little as 24 hours." End quote.

To the best of my knowledge, this is not a problem for pocket monsters.

But it is common in sluggish young couch-Americans.

Symptom: no appetite for pizza.


Thank providence for Pokemon-Go. It's a potential life saver. Finally these noble, enormous, and largely sedentary walrus-like creatures, have to move around and stop texting or posting selfies!

Most of them realize that crossing freeways to capture pocket monsters is a bit risky, but several don't. The highway patrol is warning drivers about random behemoths on the roadway.


This has been a public service announcement.


Exercise is good for you.


Nits.





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