Never has an entire soggy wasteland filled with skirt-wearing unintelligibles been so utterly adorable.
We need more Scotsmen here, and far fewer Trumpites. We'll gladly exchange them, but the problem is nobody will agree to relinquish their Scots for an equivalent number of Trumpukes.
No one is that crazy.
Everything angry Scots say about Trump is true.
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