Tuesday, December 29, 2020


A posting on one of the Facebook group pages to which I pay some grudging attention perfectly highlighted the problems with the internet in every detail.

Came in expecting funny memes about philosopher XXXXX.
Instead I got a deluge of :
- Bad antisemitic "jokes" and conspiracy theory
- Crazy pro-Israelian propaganda
- Freshmen edgelord takes about how "yeah i read some quotes about the guy, but communism doesn't work though"
- Libertarian bullshit about "job creators"
So goodbye.

[xxxxxx'S xxxxxposting, xxxxxxx's Dank Meme Gulag]

Yes, I too have noticed all those things. I actually don't mind the crazy pro-Israel propaganda, because given how much of the internet is taken up with absolutely shitty anti-Israel crap, it's refreshing to see innocently ignorant pro-Israel takes. They'll learn soon enough that the world is filled with vipers. And as far as everything else he mentions, Parler (the rightwing version of FB) is, from all reliable accounts, filled with those. Comment strings underneath articles elsewhere overflow with them too.

The internet exists for three things:
  • Cute kitten pictures and videos.
  • Memes.
  • Recipes and pictures of food.
  • Pornography.
  • Trump.
  • Plus of course conspiracy theories, anti-Semitism, and Libertarian Bullshit.

All of them are linked. Blame the paranoid cat-loving bigots. Who are all Russian or from Alabama in any case. Just be glad that Facebook at least will work hard to prevent me from seeing nipples, because Zuckerberg HATES nipples. Probably due to a childhood trauma.
A nipple brutalized him once, or something like that. Nipples are bullies.
All anti-Semites, like all conspiracy theorists, cat-lovers, Alabamans, and Trump, have nipples. Russians might have them too, you'd have to check Parler, but it's doubtful.
If that doesn't give you nightmares ......

We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I think Russians have Lutefisk in lieu of nipples.

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