THEY SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD
See, that's what I like about some women; they aren't "all about the children". If you can't be repulsed by other people's icky brats, I don't want to know you.
I myself find most pre-school-age girl children adorable. Provided they are reasonable well-behaved, self-aware, and across the street. "Oh what a darling moppet", I will exclaim, while studiously trying to get away from the unpredictable little anarchist, "I bet she's going to be quite the fire-cracker when she grows up".
Little boys, meh.
It should be mentioned that some children never grow up. The average suburban male, for instance. Often they remain odious until they are senile.
I would probably be a splendid parent.
Children don't fool me.
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.