BOZO IN SOUTH CAROLINA
GREENVILLE, S.C. — Deputies in South Carolina have increased patrols after getting new reports after children last week said someone dressed as a clown tried to lure (them) into the woods.
News outlets report that Greenville County sheriff’s deputies were called around 8:20 p.m. Monday to an apartment complex about 20 minutes from a development where people reporting seeing clowns last week.
Like most people, I associate South Carolina with clowns.
I'm sure children get eaten by clowns all the time.
If you don't like children, become a Vegan.
There are many things in this world that taste like chicken.
Or possum, gator, coon, and cooter.
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