At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016


If Trump's wall ever gets built:

It will be a Chinese Company that builds it, employing Mexicans to do the actual work, and Bechtel that profits far beyond obscenity for being involved in the design and logistics. And it will take money that should be budgeted for schools, hospitals, convalescent care, scientific research, old folks homes, and restoring our infrastructure.

But it will at least preserve America as a market for the methamphetamine that our trailer parks produce, a captive audience for seven hundred dollar epipens, and keep fundamentalist Christianity bottled-up in the dark continent. Plus many other equivalent benefits.

Oh, and we'll never have to harvest vegetables, wash dishes, or switch on our leaf blowers again.

We'll win every war.

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