BURKINI BAN NOT A GOOD IDEA!
It is the polite thing to do.
All men beyond a certain age should wear one too.
I will ask just ONE question to prove my point.
Would you rather see Trump in a Burkini, OR a Speedo?
See? If your eyes just crawled, you proved my point. Burkinis should be mandatory for certain people in public.
I have often been irritated by bicyclists pedalling past wearing tight form-fitting wattle-separating shiny spandex costumes while walking from the bus stop in Marin. Good lord, that is not what I want to see! And none of you lot are fast enough that aerodynamics and possible wind-resistance enter into it, so why ARE you showing off all of your wattle-flobbly goodness?
Sheer exhibitionistic joy? Entitlement and self-expression?
Because you are all unique individuals?
Now I need more caffeine, and a drink, just to get over the trauma. You don't see ME wandering around in that embarassing get-up, do you?
For modesty's sake, wear a Burkini!
This post brought to you by a food-sensitivity moment.
I woke up with an uncomfortable physical reaction I usually associate with shellfish a little past its prime. Which is why I do not eat shellfish a little past its prime just before going to bed anymore.
I should still be sleeping right now.
But I'm thinking of Burkinis.
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