Sunday, January 17, 2021

TREAT THE CLINIC STAFF RIGHT

It was the sweetest thing: a healthcare worker buying himself an excellent cigar to celebrate getting vaccinated against Covid. And surely you can understand why I approve; the more frontliners get protection, the better off all of us will be. Firstly it moves all of us up, secondly it means fewer patients and elderly people at risk of being infected by the people who take care of them, and thirdly if we end up in the ICU, there is a much smaller chance of essential staff being unavailable due to Covid.
Plus he's a decent fellow, and one does not want good people to be at risk.
There aren't enough of them in the world.


The people one does want to run the risk of Covid are the rightwingers: religious types and gun nuts. And fortunately, most of them live in Texas, Florida, or Alabama. The fewer of them who are still living a year from now, the better. Them and their dysfunctional families.

Yeah, I suppose that ain't very Christian of me.


Unfortunately I know too many cigar smokers who are morally bankrupt, in addition to being outright assholes.

Karmically there's a whiff of day old tuna salad sandwich about them.

Not enough healthcare workers smoke cigars.

That needs to change.


I can just imagine what little nurse Mak would look like enjoying a fine Oliva Series V Melanio. Especially a figurado. Delicate Ecuadorian Sumatra over a ligero-rich filler composed of Esteli and Condega, and a touch of Jalapa leaf. And I can picture Joanne with a double robusto while handling medical files. My dentist from years ago, as well as the pharmacists, would probably all like coronas, except for the tall woman I thought was a Mandarin speaker.
She would almost certainly go for a churchill during lunch or after work.
But no doubt all of them would find the experience therapeutic.
Infinitely beneficial to their mental well-being.
Especially in these stressful times.


I hope they all get vaccinated.



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5 comments:

Cocaine Bob said...

I need the plane RIGHT NOW. Can you get it to me?

Thanks.

Cocaine Bob said...

This is URGENT.

The back of the hill said...

I'm sorry, the plane is currently unavailable. It's been requisitioned by a soon to be ex dictator.

Cocaine Bob said...

Damn. Do you have any idea when it will be available?

Cocaine Bob said...

Is it available yet??????

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