THE BANJO PLAYERS

There are two dozen states where your chances of being assaulted by a banjo player are sky-high: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Remarkably, they are all red states with many psychopaths.
Probably due to traditional incestuous behaviours.
Good Christians, you can be sure.

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