MISTER RAIN STORM MAN
And likely future photo spreads.
With little more than a week to go before the inaugural circus, this has already become the most bizarre presidency ever, as well as the most ethically challenged. It is surprising that they still haven't found a role in the administration for Louie Gomert, but it's only a matter of time; there are vacancies on the supreme court.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
There is one good thing to come out of all this, though.
We won't ever have to worry about Trump or any of his cabinet members visiting our city to raise campaign funds for themselves or other members of their party, and thus causing massive gridlock with ridiculous security precautions. They are massively hated and despised here.
Just sayin': Water balloons could be a weapon of protest.
Water balloons are not always filled with water.
By the way: bitter accusations that Donald and his gang are bigoted are just plain wrong. This administration is inclusive; it contains at least two Jews, one Asian, one black man, and several Neanderthals.
Plus the creature from the Alien movies.
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