Today I met Lulubelle. Who stands up and does a little dance. Amazing. Never knew chihuahuas were trainable, I always assumed that they were dumber than chipmunks. Same as most humans.
I'll make an exception for Lulubelle. Who is a very calm and personable chihuahua. Yes, she's still ridiculous, what with the silly expression on her face and the tongue out at all times, but if a chihuahua may enter heaven, it will probably be Lulubelle.
Sad that she's been fixed; no contributions to the gene-pool.
No, she wasn't wearing a tutu.
If I were to get a hound with a head that close to the ground, it would probably not be a chihuahuahuahuahuahua but a dachshund. Calm and keenly intelligent, with killer instincts, savage and determined.
A chihoohah is basically a hyper bald puffball.
Chiziwhatzis are a problematic breed, prone to any number of ailments due to their physical defectiveness, plus they aren't very good around children.
If forced to choose betweeh a chibihahah and a child, choose the child.
Still, Lulubelle is a rather nice doggie.
Possibly better than a child.
Cleaner, too.
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Chihuahas are really smart. Dick.
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