Large parts of this country are beyond a doubt insane. Almost like the zombies took over. Chief among those being, of course, the states of Mississippi, Utah, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, South Carolina, Tennessee, North Carolina, Georgia, Oklahoma, and Texas.
I list them in order of sheer repulsiveness.
Many people there will insist that Mexicans, Transgenders, and Jewists, were behind Nine Eleven and the election of Barack Hussein Obama.
Well, if so many good Christians believe it, it must be true.
And I will finally admit it. Dang. You found us out.
We're also behind chem-trails and lithium in your fast food.
I say "we", even though I am not Mexican, Transgender, or Jewistic.
But I feel a great spiritual oneness with their agenda, which is to take over the schools and turn your children into atheist homosexuals.
Who will obey the socialist lizard aliens from Outer Space.
Some of my best friends are atheist homosexuals.
Many of them fabulously obedient.
That's important.
No, I am not being paid to write this.
I live in abject fear of Vegans.
I've been vaccinated.
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Yes! You left Kentucky off the list! Success!
And that was no accident either.
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