At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Wednesday, May 04, 2016


Apparently the South ain't dead yet. Old Navy, which is not a clothing brand I wear, posted a picture of a mixed race couple and their child as an advertisement. And bigots went berserk. No, I shall not quote any of their remarks, as you can probably guess the nature thereof, and I do not seek to appall my readers needlessly.

I will, however, say that I wholeheartedly approve of miscegenation. Many people in this country are too closely related to their kinfolk as it is, and mutts are genetically healthier than purebreds.
And not as stupid.

All the purebreds are voting for Trump.

Unfortunately, many of the dumb buggers are distant kin, given that we New York Dutch Americans have been here since Noah landed the Ark at Staten Island, and we have proliferated mightily.
One of my direct ancestors progenated over two dozen children who lived to adulthood. No, we're not Mormons; he burned through three wives one after the other before television and central heating were invented.
Statistically, probably several millions of Americans are my relatives. And I do not feel good about that, seeing as many Americans are dumber than a pile of bricks.

There's too much vegetable matter in most family trees.

Marry out, not in. Go forward, not back.

If Savage Kitten and I had ever had children while we were still together, they would have been gorgeous. And brilliant.

Thank you, Old Navy.

The only sensible response to the racialists having a tizzy over the photo is to miscegenate like mad.

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