She made the mistake of telling me where the Oreo cookies were. Which was very kind of her. In direct consequence of which I went out and bought an entirely new pack.
You can probably guess why.
I have great self-control. Just not when it comes to cookies, ice cream, and chocolate. Especially not any combination of those three.
We now also have a new tub of icecream. Super chocolate chunk.
Instead of her favourite: Rocky Road.
No longer will I have to eat around the little white slimy things in the Rocky Road. Can't stand marshmallows. Never stressed how disgusting those things are, and so ended up with a huge tube of Rocky Road icecream. Which I've grudgingly forced myself to tolerate.
Marshmallows are horrible, an Americanism that I refuse to accept.
George Washington never ate icecream, and look at him!
Abraham Lincoln? No marshmallows, ever!
Donald Trump? I rest my case.
Marshmallows are nasty.
In any case, we now have some new icecream too.
So there's an alternative to marshmallows.
Only a third of a tub of rocky left.
==========================================================================
NOTE: Readers may contact me directly:
LETTER BOX.
All correspondence will be kept in confidence.
==========================================================================
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING
A casual acquaintance suggested that using Latin and Greek terminology for scientific names of plants and animals reflected a Eurocentic mal...
2 comments:
朱古力好好食呀，零舍朱古力華田好飲，你鍾意嗎？
阿華田或者好立克我我鍾意都倆鍾意個。
你試過Schokinag嗎？
係德國製造的。
Post a Comment