Thursday, November 05, 2020


Courtesy of a friend, I have seen a video of evangelical pastor Paula White speaking furiously in tongues while praying for Donald Trump's victory. Well goldarn, you Christians are buggery insane. Out of your everloving minds. Yeah, honestly, I did not know how bad it was.
Y'all irredeemably bat shit.

None of my best friends are Christian. Even though a few generations ago the family tree was sodden with religious folk, seeing as on both sides they were seriously constipated Calvinists, and disapproved of nearly everything that all of you heathens and idolators were doing.

The last few times I've been in a house of worship, it was a synagogue. People are normal there. And an overwhelming number are rational too.

If Paula White is typical of American Christians, like Archbishop of Cetinje, Metropolitan of Montenegro and the Littoral, of Zeta, Brda, and Skenderija, Exarch of the Holy Throne of Peć Amfilohije Radović is of Eastern European Christians, then I want absolutely one hundred percent nothing to do with them.

Jews, Sufi Muslims, and Sikhs, okay.
Skeptics and atheists too.

Oh, and also no Caucasian converts to Buddhism. They're usually far too Protestant and Puritanical to be even half-way tolerable.

Holy cow, batman.

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