DARK DUTCH ARTS

The orange blob, bless his heart (Southern-speak for he's a damned moron) does not like windmills. They are out to get him. Once, during an Adderall overdose episode, he was chased by a windmill. Or something. It was traumatic, okay? Windmills are daemonic instruments of evil invented by the Dutch to stealthily take over the world.
They drain red-blooded Americans of their precious juices.

Dammit, the halfwit has found us out. He's not as stupid as he looks.
Admittedy the bar is awfull low on that one, but nonetheless.
As a Dutchman, I'll admit guilt on this.

Don't know what we would do with those precious juices, but whatever.
Like the underwear gnomes of legend, phase one, phase three.
And then, profit!


Maybe we should cut the dumb dingo a deal.
He gets to keep his precious juices.
As well as his underwear.
We're generous.

Among the many symptoms of Adderall overdosing are the following: Aggression. Agitation. Confusion. Diarrhea. Hallucinations. Panic. And paranoia. I'm not sure how I feel about chief wombat of the country being an amphetanine addict. I've dealt with people like that, seeing as I live in San Francisco, and they can reach some quite extreme states. Of course it does explain the pallets of adult diapers in the woodshed in Washington, as well as all those pits down at the property in Florida. I've heard about those things.
Apparently this is all common knowledge.


Ever larger dosages of Adderall.
And even more frantic fits.
Insane gibbering.



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