THE GEESE HAVE SPOKEN!

According to the internet, source of all that is true and goldarn beautiful in the world, Mark Zuckerberg, recipient of a rat penis transplant, and eater of fluffy kittens, died of the horrific complications of syphilis and covid, after lining up all the fact checkers and shooting them, then moving his head quarters to a space alien whorehouse in Texas.

They couldn't write it if it wasn't true.

Texas is doing away with all laws against pedophelia and child labour, because these are Biblical and Jesus approves. And Louisiana has outlawed vegans.
Deportations to Oregon start immediately.


And by the way, Mexico will soon be Southern Texas, and there will be farms for egg-laying reptiles everywhere. They taste just like chicken if you don't need the eggs -- and who, really, needs eggs? They're just a liberal plot -- they're pettable, and they always vote the solid Christian ticket. Unlike the natives, who need to go back to Guatamala.

Also, we should take over Venezuela. They're sitting on our oil and they invaded Kuwait!

There is one distinct advantage to taking over Canada and Greenland: no more Republican power in the government ever again. Admittedly they're all variations of Alaskan up there, so probably bigly stupid and inbred, and crazy as loons, but as I understand it liberals are all over the place, and some of them speak French so those are probably the rabid socialists. And they have poutine! That's a plus, right? We can overlook that they invented Hawaiian pizza. Just give us all the poutine and we'll say no more about that.


I've really got to do my laundry today. Everything smells like pipe tobacco.
It is impossible to score the ladies reeking of pipe weed.
And it frightens the little children.

Think of the children.



By the way: That painting shows what the street outside my apartment building looked like two nights ago, when everything was foggy. It's just one of the many reasons people live in San Francisco instead of Texas. That and beer.



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