TRUE CHRISTIANS GLEE CLUB

If you ever read about a Dutch American getting arrested for committing a capital punishment offense on senile rightwingers in a Bay Area suburb, that might be me. In my defense, I must point out that my ancestors came from Brabant, the natives of which were, per a mediaeval French author, "rapists, brigands, and incendiarists". So it would be more or less my native tradition. Generations of "conditioning".

We moved to the Netherlands when I was two, and ended up in the province from whence we had come over three centuries before. Which reinforced all the civilizationally corrective instincts that hereditarily we already had.

Trust me, there are at least a dozen elderly danglefudgers in Marin County whose lives would be immeasurably improved by being over. One of whom used to a member of the judicial field up till his retirement, and was mercifully never appointed judge.
Although if this were the Deep South, he would have been.

The problem is that anything drive-by would be too quick and merciful.

Dumping them into the swamp with life vests, and cinderblocks tied to their feet, would be so much better. Somewhere that even nature lovers don't frequent. Perhaps near the putrifying cadavers of other rightwingers whose relatives finally got sick and tired of hearing, and creatively silenced. Even though fresh-festering corpse might excite them.

"At last, a worthy conversational partner!"

These are people with the morals of Matt Gaetz, the intellect of Marjorie Taylor Green, and the sheer buggery repulsiveness of both Elon Musk and Kash Patel.


The life vests would make it slow, the cinderblocks would make it certain.


Whenever any of these loathesome codswallopers croaks, something which doesn't happen often enough, I never attend their funerals or memorials, as it would be unseemly to do so grinning from ear to ear and giggling. That's something I can do elsewhere anyhow.

Their single redeeming feature is that they are at least sixty percent water, and the rest is easily composted. We need water in California.

Good lord yes.



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