WHAT WE DON'T SEE HERE

The East Coast and large parts of the centre are blanketed in snow, transportation is grinding to a halt, and people are burning old folks and couches in a desperate attempt to stay warm. Or at least alive. There are rumours that Ted Cruz has fled to Cancun again, and the ceremonial gallows at Bedminster are sagging under the weight of icicles.

Oh, the humanity.

And Marjorie Taylor Greene is panicking. There may not be enough drooges in Washington to certify the second coming. Because the Jews who control the weather have sabotaged it.


All of which makes one wonder what Ellen Lee Zhou is doing here in San Francisco. Four years ago she flew to Washington to giddily cheer on the baying mobs, but with flights all up and down the country being cancelled and delayed this time, because of the Jewish Space Lasers, she might be stuck in Desmoines or Pittsburg with thousands of other Republican snooks. The airport Boo King is running out of food, there are long lines to the multigender bathroom, Bible sellers are working the crowd, and over in the corners little Republican infants are throwing up because they ate eggs and got sick. As one does.

When I stepped out for my first pipe much earlier today, visibility was scarcely three blocks. Dense fog verging on drizzle. No breeze, no dogwalkers out walking their pets, no joggers. Perhaps some drug addicted Republican tourists pooing theatrically on the sidewalk in the Tenderloin several blocks away, as they are wont to do -- it's a statement, and looks good on Fox News -- and not even the lone coyote that lives in this neighborhood trotting past.
Quiet and peaceful, sheer heaven.

I miss the coyote, though. Nice beast. Calm, not a Republican.
Almost certainly not a Christian.

Look, in precisely the same manner that Dan and Jeff over in Marin refer to all terrorists as Democrats, and everybody who disagrees with them as degenerate liberals, I tend to think of all sidewalk pooing people as Midwesterners and Republicans. Okay?

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ellen Lee Zhou poo on the sidewalk all the time.
Sidewalk Defecator Zhou got two percent of the vote.
Poo apparently has a voice.


It is unlikely the Marin Dan and Jeff poo on sidewalks here in San Francisco, or even San Rafael where they live. They've been constipated for four solid years. Just full of it. I asked Jeff the other day if everything at home was okay, and he said that it must be, as his wife had not killed him yet. She's a remarkably patient woman. And very likely medicated.

That Dan is still alive is inexplicable, however.
Probably the work of the devil.



During my work week I have to hear those whingeing people for several hours each day. Their kinfolk get some peace and quite during those times, which I begrudge them. I am considering the purchase a cattle prod. Much like several years ago I acquired a riding crop to chastise an obstreperous Patel at another job. Which I have since gotten rid of.
The problem was that he ended up enjoying it too much.



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