SCAMFEASTING

All over the warmer parts of the country, people are gaily disporting and dancing semi nude with red white and blue ribbons. Because the dark ages of the enlightenment are finally over. Jimmy Carter is dead, Adolph Biden has been defeated, Christianity reigns triumphant, and Elon Musk is president. Well, if not president, the power behind the throne. The trained monkeys will be unleashed on the enemies of everything good and pure and covefe.
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel will show them what.

America will finally be white again.

It will not have escaped you that the warmer parts of the country are, with the exception of Arizona, all in the former slave states. The Midwesterners won't be dancing nude.
But they are dancing, in their gay arctic parkas and long johns.

For the purposes of this essay, Gujaratis are white.
You can't get any more white than that.

FOR AFTER YOUR FEAST OF HAMBERDERS AND COVEFE

Honestly, I never thought the term "treacherous Republican shitweasel" would become common. These are glorious times. Bring out the popcorn, it's going to be a show.

Eggs will be ninety nine cents a dozen again, gas will be below two dollars, and all those dang Spanish-speakers will be deported to Greenland.

Get ready for sumptuosity!



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