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And that you might like cheese-doodles.
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Thursday, June 02, 2016


Well golderdarnit, I am going to live forever!

I'll just leave these two lovely quotes here:

Public Notice #1
"Pipe smokers who inhale live just as long as nonsmokers. Pipesmokers who don't inhale live longer than nonsmokers. (Death rate 20% less than for nonsmokers)"

---Surgeon General's Report 
Public Health Service Publication No. 1103, Page No. 92

Public Notice #2
"Death rates for current pipe smokers are little if at all higher than for nonsmokers even with men smoking 10 pipefuls per day and with men who had smoked pipes for more than 30 years."

---Surgeon General's Report 
Public Health Service Publication No. 1103, Page No. 112

Nope, found those on the internet, which is always a reliable source of information, NOT by actually leafing through any printed documents from a government office.

Who the hell trusts the government anyway?

And an informative comment: "More recent findings from the World Health Organization have actually found that pipe smokers on average live one to two years longer than nonsmokers."

---J. Winner

The FDA and various shmoes in California politics disagree.
But they are wheatgerm-snarfing earthmoms anyway.
A bunch of disapproving dolphin-huggers.
Rabid tie-dyed puritans.

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  • At 9:07 AM, Anonymous A reader said…

    Cigarette smokers also live longer than nonsmokers. It's true!


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