At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Monday, June 06, 2016


It is easy to forget that the rest of the world is NOT like San Francisco.
Until some shmendrick elsewhere casually mentions the weather.
Which we are not having.

"Don't get me wrong, whatever problem there may be is mine, not anyone else's. It's just that it's summertime here and it's hard not to be distracted, so many beautiful women wearing so little clothes."
End quote.

Well lucky you! We have fog. The only people "wearing so little clothes" are middle-aged European tourists, and what with leathery suntanned skin, goosebumps, crepe-like wrinkles, and worse than normal clothing choices, the description "beautiful women" is NOT operative.
They actually thought this was California.
They look like they suffer

In summer the only beautiful women in San Francisco are the ones wearing polyethylene terephthalate garments, including gloves, and beckoning invitingly with warm blankets and hot cocoa.

And there are far too few of those.

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  • At 4:52 PM, Anonymous Mark said…

    "and it's hard not to be distracted, so many beautiful women wearing so little clothes."

    Was that person a Jewish?

  • At 8:06 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    No, a language teacher in a hot place.


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