A FAIRY LAND WITH REPTILES

As prompted by a suggestion on social media, I googled 'Florida man' followed by my birthday. Jackpot! "Florida Man decided to fly to Chicago to chop off his ex-girlfriend’s new lover’s penis and carved his initials in his leg."

Also:

"Florida man fed beer to a small alligator."

"Florida man hid packets of heroin and other drugs inside his 5-year-old’s shirt while police were executing a search warrant."

"Florida Man was arrested on multiple charges including bank fraud after using part of nearly $4 million in PPP loans to buy a Lamborghini and other high-end luxury items."

"Florida man was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after allegedly throwing an alligator threw (stet) a fast-food chain’s drive-thru window."


Of course I'm jealous. They have alligators! It sounds like an impossibly romantic place!

Almost like Australia, except with Murricans.

What could possibly be better?

Their amps go up to 11.




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