Like with many 'boomers', your misspellings and grammatical errors peeve me the hell off. Good example: freinds. The correct way to spell that is 'friends', pronounced "FRENDS". 'Freinds' is pronounced "FRAYNDS". Which is a different word. One that does NOT exist. There is only ONE conclusion which one reaches after reading a text that includes 'freinds'.
The writer is an idiot.
Well, not this text, of course.
I'm a ruddy genius.
Prove me wrong.
Some languages are easier to spell than others. Evenso, having seen the spellings 'mershum' for meerschaum, and 'falconite' for vulcanite, both of which conveyed the writers' meanings adequately, I realize that being an idiot is a natural state for some reasonably intelligent people, and trying to teach these bozos Dutch (which is written as it is pronounced, thank you) would be an unsanctifiable and hopeless task, as well as pissing into the wind for all the good it would do.
The United States is the nation that invented 'Covefe'.
We are filled to the brim with idiots.
The howling mob.
Also important: capitalization, punctuation, and the Oxford comma.
I am suffering from a severe lack of ice cream at this time.
There will be no more questions.
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