OFFENSIVE CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA

On one of my favourite groups, where I expect to see nothing but food posts, the Christians insist on hosting 'watch parties'. It's a group that was and should be strictly interested in a category of Indian cuisine. Anglo-Indian. Yet today there's some crap there which the admins have not yet removed, specifically something about Lourdes and the virgin Mary.

Yeah, no, I fail to see the connection.

Mother Mary please bless my pots and pans?

Perhaps it's time to start poisoning the Christians?


I am normally not a very tolerant man. Christians of any type are not my favourite people. Which is putting it mildly. If it were up to me, no religious organization would be tax exempt, and many churches would be besieged, bulldozed, or torched. Especially fundamentalists and charismatics.


Fortunately the non-religious posts still outnumber the Jesus-freaks. So what dominates is indeed culinary in nature: Naan, mutton korma, dosa batter, biriani, whole wheat dhuram atta chapati, roast beef, Bengali fish curry with cauliflower green peas potatoes and Bengal carp katla fish pieces, samosas, green masala beef curry, curd curry, beetroot fry and chilli beef, chilli duck fry, small prawns masala and aloo paratha, pomfret fry, prawn fry, bittergourd fry, shrimp fry, taro fry, beans poriyal, sambar, rasam, papad, ambot tik tarli (sardine) curry, mutton chop with potato, fish curry with brinjal & potatoes, duck fry, butter chicken, dumpling stew, murg mussallam and palak puris, ball curry, kachoris with aloo sabzi & ‘methi ki chutney’ (fenugreek seeds cooked with dried mango slices), Mediterranean mackerel cooked in banana leaf, lamb Casserole with dumplings, fried coconut chicken gravy with rice, and baked honey chicken legs.


Bugger the Virgin Mary, let's eat!




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