Saturday, April 01, 2023

LEPORID, LEPORID

For Easter this year, Mr. Rabbit knows that mothers all across the country wish that their little darlings should receive only carob and tofu confections. And positively NO peeps. Because of course Easter is all about clean living and positive karma. So, a respectful offering of burnt sage to the mother goddess, vegan treats, and communing with the spirits of nature.
Precisely like Christ. Or whatever.

Mr. Rabbit is fine with that. Totally fine.
Shog off, you little cretins.

He's strongly considering a bowlful of Bob's Chocolate Flake, by Gawith Hogarth in Cumbria, where they haven't heard of this newer Yankee version of Easter, and are planning to have lamb curry like the good lord intended.
RABBIT RABBIT

A good lamb curry should have plenty of garlic, but not too much in the way of hot chilies. Maximize the saveur of the fatty meat, but do not overpower it. Yes to the green cardamom and a cinnamon stick, but no on cloves; they deaden the sense of taste and smell.

Tej patta are appropriate.

Some sarson da saag on the side. As well as, British style, a crisp green salad with a nice vinaigrette. Not one of those horrid American dressings.

A sheep's milk cheddar afterwards.
And some sliced pears.


Mr. Rabbit is quite looking forward to the feast.
He won't work at all on that day.
Easter is cancelled.



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