"Chafed nipples can be a bitch. Trust me on this. I am a middle-aged and filthy-minded old reptile, I know things!"
And while I would not wish anyone to put that to the test or challenge it, if dummies of either gender in the Red States experience it constantly till finally they blow their brains out leaving the last can of anti-woke lite beer untouched in their giant man-sized beer cooler, that's fine. Because after all, the world hates them.
Especially the older ones.
Twice in the last week some elderly Archie Bunker type in Hickville took it into his head to get rid of the kids on his lawn by firing his rifle at them. Barely a week after a gun-nut convention where speaker after speaker praised rural America's obsession with high-powered fire arms and a god-given right to kill city slickers. Because of precious Saint Kyle Rittenhouse.
It's the Christian thing. Maybe their nipples chafed.
That moron in New Jersey who destroyed his liquour bottles agrees.
Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Green, De Santis, Trump.
Racists, crypto-nazis, Gorka, Gosar.
Bad nipples.
[Please ignore the sneer , and let's end this on an upbeat note. -- Editor.]
So anyhow, if your nipples are chafed, may I recommend both Aveeno and a cortisone 10 cream? It really helps! Provided you are not a syphilitic or a Republican hosebag, and don't smell like stale fried snacks or a suburbanite, I'll help you apply these. Cooling ointments!
I have soft pads and brushes! Also use witch hazel!
Nipple chafing can be a bitch.
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