COUNT TO THREE. THREE SHALL BE THE NUMBER.
Not everybody likes my smirk.
A few select do.
This month the most popular posts here have been the following:
HAM SAP LO - THE CANTONESE PERVERT
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 2011
Written as a "how-to", very much in the tradition of almost all sef-help books. Blinkered sincerity, and step-by-step. Key quote: "Wet, moist, damp. Juicy, humid. Like trembling hands, or sweaty armpits."
I will not be responsible for any damage done.
A GRUNDFLIEGELICHE PEYSACH
TUESDAY, APRIL 11, 2006
The only reason I can think of that explains why so many recent readers have visited that specific post is that they are baalei teshuve and seek almost anything lomdish to make their passover special.
It's long, boring, and filled with vocabulary.
I wish them success.
I myself will be preparing noodle kugel between the twelfth and nineteenth of April this year. Which may become a personal tradition.
YOUR TOBACCO STINKS AND YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE TUNA FISH
SATURDAY, MARCH 18, 2017
This post is a celebration of Irishness and pipe tobacco, and consequently should be utterly boring to sane individuals. There aren't many of those on the internet.
Another tobacco post deserves mention: Mixture Seventy Nine squared.
I smoked a bowl of Molto Dolce tobacco early in the day. My esteemed colleague called me a "#(*8ing pervert", and asked me why I was torturing him. He merely had to smell it, I ruined my entire day!
And, as usual, the posts about dim sum, roast goose, milk tea, and Chinatown bakeries remain very popular.
I am not quite sure what this selection of essays says. Certainly not that tuna fish is the chosen food for perverts, although you might not be far wrong in thinking so. Likewise, aromatic pipe mixtures are not always implicated in crimes against common sense, sometimes they're just incidental.
This blog is a soap box. Sometimes the person standing on it may not be well-balanced.
I've written about many things, most of them boring.
Also food, see here: Lizard.
The internet exists primarily for pornography, conspiracy theories, kitten pictures, and recipes. Please remember that.
Two out of three.
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