KATE PERRY'S CURRENT MOOD
Kate Perry used an illustration of a bloodthirsty she-horror to illustrate her emotional state. Which got some people up in multiple arms.
Sorry, all of you frenzied subcontinentals, but your apoplexy will NOT make me research who the heck Kate Perry is. I am not interested.
I should mention that your fits are far more fascinating.
And many of you spell like Trump supporters.
Maybe y'all need help.
Couldn't Kate Perry play Kali in a Bollywood musical? One with tens of thousands of singing and dancing devotees, plus cameo appearances by Sachin Tendulkar, Mel Gibson, and Shilpa Shetty.
It would be a feast for the eyes.
There has got to be a role in there for Maria Sharapova too.
But absolutely no nudity or kissing.
It upsets your sensibilities.
A seminarian friend once remarked that if you didn't possess a sense of humour you don't deserve a religion. But that may have just been transubstantiation.
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