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Wednesday, March 15, 2017


This blogger is more than a little amused by the recent frothing at the mouth behaviour of the Turks. The other day, chief bashibazouk Erdogan screamed that he would impose sanctions! And ban Dutch diplomats! And take the Dutch to court! Dammit, we Dutch had pissed all over his party!
Boy was he upset!

Of course his behaviour was very far from rational, and proved that he is a seriously disturbed individual, in charge of a seriously disturbed country. Whose only contributions to civilization have possibly been the doner kebap, organized crime, and sex trafficking.

Three days ago I posted that Erdogan's stupid dogs needed to go back to Turkey. Which, given that they are clearly not inclined to adapt to their host countries, continue to hold on to their Turkish citizenship, and smell bad, would easily be the best of all possible solutions.

I was a bit angry at the pestilential Turks when I wrote that, and I still am.
Erdogan is a schmuck leading schmucks in a schmucky country.
May his tiny petzel rot painfully and fall off.

On Saturday, angry Turks rioted in Rotterdam, throwing bricks and bottles at the police. Who responded placidly by blasting them with water cannons, clobbering them with truncheons, and letting German shepherds bite them.
On Sunday, angry Turks rioted in Amsterdam, which the Amsterdam police also dealt with calmly, by doing exactly what the Rotterdam police had done a day before. Water cannons, truncheons, dogs.
On Monday, Vice Premier Lodewijk Asscher spoke severely to the leaders of various Turkish social and political organizations. After the meeting they whined and defended the violence and misbehaviour of their communities, and told reporters that Dutch Politicians were all thugs and hypocrites;
they would co-operate, sort of, and only grudgingly.
Also on Monday, angry citizens in Turkey burned a French flag because they thought it was the Dutch flag, and they were too stupid to know the difference. Later they manhandled a Norwegian whom they mistook for a Dutchman, and they were too stupid to know the difference.

Turks are, quite understandably, not much liked in the civilized world.

Here are the comments that readers placed underneath my recent essay:

At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Ze zouden die vuile rothonden terug moeten sturen naar de steppen.
In elk geval ver buiten de beschaafde werel.

At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Als die schooiers de boel in de fik willen steken moeten ze dat maar mooi in Ankara gaan doen. Eenrichting op Turkse overhjeids kosten.

At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Truks are not civilized. Expel the lot of them.

At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Turks are not civilized. Expel the lot of them.

At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Fuck the Turks!

At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…
Holland is one of the top ten economies; Turkey is a third world country at best. That's why all those Turks migrated to Northern Europe.

Holland is a decent player in Nato affairs, and one of Nato's primary members; Turkey is a Nato member ONLY because of the Soviet threat .... oh wait, the Soviet Union no longer exists!

At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Een Nederlander said…
Volgens De Telegraaf:
"AMSTERDAM - UPDATE - De Turken slaan terug! Maandagavond maakte de vicepremier bekend dat regeringsoverleg met Nederland op hoog niveau zal worden opgeschort, dat diplomatieke vluchten naar Ankara zullen worden tegengehouden, dat de ambassadeur niet mag terugkeren en dat het Turkse parlement gevraagd wordt om een vriendschapsverdrag met Nederland op te zeggen.

De maatregelen zullen pas ongedaan gemaakt worden als Nederland terugkomt op zijn ’fouten’ die volgens hem onwettig zijn, inhumaan en tegen het internationaal recht. "

Mooi zo. Hoeven we niet meer met dat rabalje te spreken. Ze kunnen oprotten.

At 10:32 PM, Anonymous Ook 'n Nederlander said…
Een ranzig volkje, die Turken.

That last comment is a beaut. "A rancid little people, those Turks". Perhaps in the hinterlands of Anatolia they should stop fathering children among their close kin, and concentrate entirely on their farm animals. It would improve their genetic stock, and eventually there might be humans among them.

Of course, that would make the doner kebap iffy.
Which it always was, anyway.

Me? I don't have a racist bone in my body.
I love the Turks.

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