THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES IS AUSTRALIAN

The Australian government has released videos for sex ed in schools featuring milk shakes and pizza. This in relation to consent. From which we learn that Australian sex might be peculiar.

You'll be happy to know it does not involve wombats.

"One video, designed for students aged between 14 and 17, shows a teenage girl smearing milkshake on her boyfriend's face without his permission. The video then uses other examples of eating pizza and "touching your butt" as situations where permission would be required."

[Source: Young, Australian, and horny -- BBC.]


After viewing the milk shake video, the one thing that stands out is that we Americans invented a darn good thing -- the milkshake -- and those people down under having done something horrible with it. We never should have taught them English. Or two-legged walking.
It's traumatizing. I shall never think of milkshakes the same way again.

I refuse to watch the pizza clip.

Not being from Chicago or New York, I probably don't have enough of an emotional investment or intellectual curiosity, and in any case I now am determined to take off running if I hear an Australian accent in a pizza joint.

Probably explains Mad Max.
Milk shakes and pizza?
Don't want to know.



This is what happens when you feed people yeast extractives.
Crocodiles, spaggo sandwiches, ugg boots, and mayhem.




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