Friday, April 26, 2019

NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AND NEUROTIC FOOD PHOBIAS

An angry Jewish vulgarian wrote: "I once read this blog regularly. Now I visit once or twice a month. You once wrote things people wanted to read- now its all variations of what you put in your mouth on any given day. Lunch? Tobacco? Medicine?"

[One of many comments under previous post.]


Perfectly showing that he, at least, isn't part of the chosen demographic. Which is NOT, as he wishes it were, Angry Pro-Israel Jewish Vulgarians who at great length discuss Matters of Great Import, and by so doing (icing on the cake) Piss Off Berkeley Anti-Semites Coincidentally.

Pissing off Berkeley anti-Semites is, without question, a good thing. But, as they say, 'been there, done that'. It's too limited for regular blogging.
Oh well, Jack. You lose.

[And I am fairly certain it is Jack. He's probably the one person I know who reads this blog with so crude, belligerent, and whiny an argumentative style (as evident in everything else he said). A repulsive man. I tolerated him for several years because he was an old friend of Ross.]


By his comments here once or twice a year, he, and several pro-Israel folks I never want to see again (*), have pretty much guaranteed that I shall not write about matters Jewish or Israeli. Unless something particularly stupid or egregious comes up. Because those are damned well boring subjects, for blinkered arsewipes. My demographic, Jack, is precisely people who are interested in what I put in my mouth any given day. Lunch, tobacco.
And perhaps incidentally, medicine.

Your comments, Jack.

So Jack, kindly stop visiting at all. Once or twice a month is too much.
The world really doesn't cater to Angry Jewish Vulgarians.
That demographic is too small and unlikable.
No, we don't need to nuke Mecca.

"You once wrote things people wanted to read- now its all variations of what you put in your mouth"

But he did describe the readers of this blog nicely.



PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN LUNCH, TOBACCO, AND INCIDENTALLY MEDICINE

Among the all-time most popular posts here are the following:


DIM SUM: KINDS, NAMES, PRONUNCIAT​ION, DESCRIPTIO​N
MARCH 28, 2012

An exceptionally long cataloguing of dim sum for a friend who was scheduled to go to Hong Kong.


HO SI FAT CHOI 好事發財 DRIED OYSTERS WITH BLACK MOSS
FEBRUARY 01, 2011

A well-loved Cantonese good luck dish.


HAM SAP LO - THE CANTONESE PERVERT
APRIL 27, 2011

Not a 'how-to', but sort of a descriptive. Should clarify the term and let you recognize the type.


SHEIKH KALBANI AND THE SHIA
DECEMBER 04, 2015

Taking issue with something circulating on every anti-Muslim internet site and far too many pro-Israel pages. An illustration of gullible uncritical bigotry.


SEA CUCUMBER - SOAKING AND BRAISING A DELICIOUS SLUG
OCTOBER 01, 2011

Food. A delicious thing to put in your mouth.
Sorry, Jack. No Israel connection.


BIG HEAP OF TOBACCO
JANUARY 28, 2010

Self-explanatorily not something that angry Jewish vulgarians would have any possible interest in. Or the simple minded souls of the activist groups who thought that as a goy I should be more agreeable, or that I was "well taught in criticizing Torah from a Christian perspective", or an undercover, because the man was after him. It's a listing of tobacco-related posts.
Tobacco is a secret goyish plot.


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRENCH CUT AND HIGH CUT
NOVEMBER 19, 2012

Possibly appealing to late night internet surfers in Pakistan, or folks escaping from a strict girl's boarding school. No, I shan't speculate.


LINGERING PLUM FRAGRANCE
AUGUST 12, 2018

Lyrics to a song most famously sung by the late Anita Mui (梅艷芳 'mui yim fong') from the hit movie 'Rouge'(胭脂扣 'yin ji kau'), a long time ago.


HOBBIT'S WEED
JANUARY 17, 2017

The recipe for a much loved pipe-tobacco mixture.


CANTONESE ROAST GOOSE
DECEMBER 26, 2012

A favourite dish, that many of my favourite people (so, not the sour, bitter and unpleasant Jewish Vulgarians aforementioned) can agree on. Rashi would probably have liked it. But he never lived in the East Bay.



*Several Pro-Israel folks I never want to see again
Most of them are listed in this post: Crazies on facebook. Not all of them are in Berkeley and Oakland. Some of them live in New York, Jerusalem, Beit Shemesh, or Tel Aviv. Spewing crap about Obama, or saying adulatory things about Netanyahu, or echoing anything positive about the traitor Pollard, may get you on an updated version of that list.
Odious cretins.



Many of the people excoriated above have no sense of humour, and neurotic food phobias. Good reason never to visit the East Bay again.

I've saved over twenty thousand dollars by not going.
Coffee is SO expensive there!



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