Sunday, April 28, 2019

EVERYONE IS JACK

That is to say, there three people who could be Jack. All three of them live in the East Bay. There are a few others whose Jackness is vague and marginal.

One of the problems with having a life that includes several strands of activism and interest is that you will end up with connections with whom you never want to be seen in public again. Or, if you haven't met them, you do not want to meet.


Rabbi Junker Moises Rebecca von Lichtenstein Bongo.

Sixteen cigar virgin.

Middle-aged dick pix guy.

I am into black dominion, are you?

Persons upset by the Movie "Borat".

The Black Dutch Revolution Will be Now! Muddafuggahs!


In order: a cross-dressing transgender black Jew-o-phile who imagines himself or herself to be a rabbi of Noble German descent. An asperger high school drop out. A gay pro-Israel chap who never did figure out how to send invites to gay guys swapping penis picks only to people in his e-mail who might actually be interested in gay guys and their penis picks. A strange opera singer from Texas. Several people with absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. A Surinamer in the Netherlands of mostly white ancestry but very black self image, with some psychological problems.

And then there was the person who posted this comment: "Judío de mierda, lo más repulsivo en internet son los hijos de puta judíos liberales de mierda como tú, hijo de remil putas. Know what's repulsive? Mohels sucking the blood from the pricks of circumcised kike pups and giving them herpes. Hope you get killed by some sandnigger, you stupid son of a whore."

Or this blazing idiot: "23333333 You stupid splittist, China is one united, you all list is only Chinese foods, because Hong Kong is fully part of China so is now fully Chinese, also you have so much gall to use english colony running dog spelling, you must want use true Chinese hanyu pinyin, dont give me your stupit "tofu", 豆腐 is called DOUFU, Chinese people need to use real Chinese language putonghua, otherwise nobody can understand, you still dare promote splittist local dialect!
妈的港独份子真的是洋鬼走狗,爱舔老外鸡巴的低种傻逼,我艹"


Such eloquence!

Years ago I was "Obviously! Obviously" a Freemason, a Javanese Military Officer collecting intelligence, a mercenary for Ferdinand Marcos, a white imperialist racist, Australian, and a born again Christian American rightwinger. Plus a Jesuit. "Obviously!"

The miracle of the internet is that you can be all of these things, and more!
So far I've been an elderly rabbi, two teenage Chinese girls, a middle aged Lesbian, a single lawyer, several eccentric Indians, a slim brainless blonde (brains just add so much weight, ya know!), a television star, and many other wonderful things.


The only thing of which you can be sure is that "I am Venky Injinir, I can be helping you now, please"

Because you insisted that the manager of the restaurant come to the phone.

I am a most excellent Madrassi. Indeed.




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