Monday, October 16, 2023

OUR WELCOMING ATTITUDE

A month from now, SF is hosting a meeting of APEC. Which means that a bunch of corrupt politicians from rinky-tink shithole countries who are Hamas-supporting psychopaths will be in town, as well as spokesmen for repressive regimes which deserve excoriation.
Do I want them here? No. I am not in a welcoming mood.

And for your information, our food really is lousy, we've got loads of very angry drag queens and drug addicts, and there are no opera houses, important mosques, or soccer stadiums in front of which you can voice your murderous sentiments. All of you haramzadas.

So go chant nicely in front of someplace in the Middle East.
Great food, and a supportive environment for you.
Clean. Hospitable. Sociaal bewogen.
Perfect visuals.
Again, our food is quite ghastly, why, it isn't up to your superior standards! So while you all are feasting on humus and foul medames, baby eggplant in saffron and cream sauce, lamb filled samosas and fabulous birianis, we'll just chow down on limp fried potatoes, ketchup, and overdone steak. Humbly, in our suburban malls and inner-city flop houses.

There's nothing to see here. Just move along.

Go ahead and burn another flag.

It will keep you warm.


Love you all. Peace out. Bitches.


By the way, in case you forgot: a pox on several Harvard student groups, an NYU law student organizations, a Yale associate professor, New Yorkers in Times Square, leftist politicians who are part of the Democratic Socialists of America, the city of Berkeley, Black Lives Matter leaders, Australians outside the Sydney Opera House, and sundry others.



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